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我乃女性是也 我那妖媚的外形和冰清玉�?的气质让我无论走到哪里都会被众人的目光无情地�?�出�?� 我总是很‘焦点’

Q �?�风天�?带多少钱�?能出门

A 四�?�万 因为 �?�风天没事(四)�?�万�?能出门

和�?四�?�天 他说在看我的BLOG 觉得”are u kidding….”的笑�?很�?� �?写进他的新浪BLOG

我说还有更冷的 说 “从�?有一个人 �?��?�他就死了”

�?四说这还�?够冷 他有一个更强的:

�?明问�?红借铅笔,�?红�?肯,�?红说,�?用你会死啊.然�?��?明就死了

1.   女演员:“Are you kidding?�?

     男演员:“No, I’m serious.�?

字幕 女演员:“你是�?��?？�? 

     男演员:“�?，我是斯维尔。�?

2.   “Daddy? How did I come into this world?”

     “Well, my child, some day I’ll have to tell you any way. “

     “So why not today? Please!”

     “OK, but listen carefully.”

     “Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe. In the restrooms of that cyber cafe, dad connected to mom. Mom at that time made some downloads from dad’s memory stick. When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall. Since it was too late to cancel or delete…nine months later we ended up with a virus.”

Q: 你好机车! (�?�语 你好龟毛 的�?�?) 翻译�?英语 是什么?

A: HELLO MOTO!